Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I currently don't understand fingers.
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