He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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