nut hugger
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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