Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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