I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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