You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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