Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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