And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
