i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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