mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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