it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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