he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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