i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
