first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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