Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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