In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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