Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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