Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
40s are totally the cure
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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