the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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