I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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