The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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