yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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