? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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