So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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