so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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