You can't motorboat a personality
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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