The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Randomize
