Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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