Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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