she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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