I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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