dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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