IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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