the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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