so that wasnt chicken after all
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My dick has a subreddit
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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