Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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