normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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