More tranny stories later!
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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