you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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