One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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