there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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