Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
