Have you finally orgasmed yet?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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