No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
