I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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