So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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