i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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