I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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