you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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