Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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