? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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