If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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