Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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