when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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